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Jellybean-Kun
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« on: December 03, 2010, 03:38:59 PM »

Bleh.

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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2010, 03:41:21 PM »

hello, have i reached the happyphobia hotline?

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ah good. i'd like to place a year time's supply please.

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you're not fecking happy about gettimg my money are you?Huh!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2010, 03:52:00 PM »

Hello, I would like to order the Happyphobia kit. I'm not happy with this level of happy.

... (Are you just a poser?)

What?!

... (I'm sorry mam, but we're doubt you are qualified for this product.)

*** **** ***** ******* **** *********** ****

...(Have a nice day mam)

**** YOU

*Phone slam*
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2010, 07:35:41 PM »

hello give me a happiphobia kit now

are you qualified to own such a kit?

*sharpens zanpaktou*
if you dont give me the dalm kit ill go find you, turn you into an ice cube and decapate you with my delightful zanpaktou called hyorinmaru

oooooooooh is that so

yes it is feckin so!!! NOW GIVE ME THE DALM KIT BYATCH!!!

ok sir it seems your over qualified for this kit

*traces call*
ill be with you in 20 MINUTES YOU HAPPY PERSON!!!

oh real...

*slams fon down and hunts for telesales person*
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2010, 04:15:30 PM »

Hello I want this happiphobia kit .
What do you need the kit for ?
There's someone named Silver that seems too happy.
Sir don't forget the chainsaw it's a gift
Hmmm allright if it's a gift
Don't forget we are not responsible for any harm
Don' worry I'm just gonna kill someone!
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2010, 04:20:42 PM »

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