A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.
The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."
The brunette and the redhead sat the... Read more of Visit the sun at Free Jokes.ca
Perform this spell in your bedroom.
Open the window, walk in a circle counter-clockwise saying:
"Turn and turn about,
Out, out, out.
Badness put to rout,
End to every doubt
Out, out, out."
"Sweep" the hurtful emotions out of the window with your hands.
In an oil burner, burn ylang-ylang, myrrh and coriander essential oils.
Circle clockwise saying:
"Winding, winding, winding,
Peace and joy now finding
A love that's true and binding
Winding, winding, winding."
It is done!