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The moon should be dark or waning. You should perform this on a Saturday.
Take 7 sheets of toilet paper and write: "I banish poverty" On each sheet.
Flush them all down the toilet saying:
I banish poverty.
With each one. Do this every day from the full moon à the dark moon.