All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.
One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most t... Read more of The chastity belt at Free Jokes.ca
Required ingredients: black figure candle, pieces of cord.
By air and earth, by water and fire, so, be ye bound as I desire.
Tie cord around candle's feet.
By three and nine, your power I bind, by moon and sun, my will be done.
Tie cord around waist of candle.
Sky and sea, keep harm from me, cord go round, power be bound.
Tie cord around candle's neck.
Light revealed, now be sealed
Snuff candle. So mote it be!