An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.
The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benn... Read more of Horse power at Free Jokes.ca
Touch the lintel and touch the wall, nothing but blessings here befall!
Bless the candle that stands by itself, Bless the book on the mantle shelf,
Bless the pillow for the tired head, Bless the hearth and the light shed.
Friends who tarry here, let them know a three-fold blessing before they go.
Sleep for weariness - peace for sorrow Faith in yesterday and tomorrow.
Friends who go from here, let them bear the blessing of hope, wherever they fare.
Lintel and windows, sill and wall, Nothing but good, this place befall.