Some wasps built their nests during the week in a Scotch clergyman's
best breeches. On the Sabbath as he warmed up to his preaching, the
wasps, too, warmed up, with the result that presently the minister was
leaping about like a jack in the box... Read more of Devil at Free Jokes.ca
Touch the lintel and touch the wall, nothing but blessings here befall!
Bless the candle that stands by itself, Bless the book on the mantle shelf,
Bless the pillow for the tired head, Bless the hearth and the light shed.
Friends who tarry here, let them know a three-fold blessing before they go.
Sleep for weariness - peace for sorrow Faith in yesterday and tomorrow.
Friends who go from here, let them bear the blessing of hope, wherever they fare.
Lintel and windows, sill and wall, Nothing but good, this place befall.