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Before leaving on a lengthy journey, bless your car.
Walk around it clockwise and examine the body, the windows, the wheels, and so on.
Imagine yourself storing up more and more energy within yourself with each breath that you
take, then breathe out all of the energy, fixing it in each of the car's part. Say aloud,
"May the protection of the Lord and the Lady be in and about this vehicle,
that it may deliver us safe to our destination. So mote it be!"