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Candle (any color you choose or a color to represent you)
Light the candle, concentrate on the person you love focusing all your energy into the flame, and Chant.
Goddess, Great Mother, I seek your Guidance and Love.
Send me a sign, From the Moon above.
Bring me a Love to eclipse all.
Make him/ her so sweet it makes my heart fall.
Make him/her wise so I can see.
As I will, so mote it be.