All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.
One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most t... Read more of The chastity belt at Free Jokes.ca
To make yourself more "kissable" to your date begin with chapstick. Choose a flavor that is associated with love like cherry, hold the container in the hand that you normally extend when extend when accepting an object from someone else. Symbolically, this extends an invitation to an intended individual. Repeat this incantation three times while thinking of a particular person:
"When you look, you shall not miss,
an opportunity to steal a kiss."
Put a little of the chapstick on each time you're going to see this person, and repeat the incantation.