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I have a spell for conjuring raw energies of the environment around you and focusing it towards a powerful goal. The results are usually immediate, and become more powerful with practice. Here is how it's done:
You sit down with your legs crossed. You clear your mind and become one with yourself. Your mind truly needs to be clear in order for this to work. Then hold out both of your arms, and have your recessive hand hand and your projective hand in a fist, both arms parallel to each other. Feel the energies of the universe entering into your recessive hand and flowing through your body towards your projective hand. Let the energy build up in your projective hand until you feel you have an immense amount of energy. Then fling your arms to the right, open your projective and while doing this, and envision the energies flying towards your goal. Then recite
a quick chant that will best suite your goal.
This, if practiced, will become a very powerful and useful talent.