A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 ... Read more of Bilingual Dog at Free Jokes.ca
-piece of paper
-a small cauldron or bowl
-a rose petal
Light the candle. Write what you look for in a man (or woman) on the paper and read it out loud. fold the paper like you are going to put in an envelope. Put one end of the paper in the fire and place it in the cauldron or bowl. Hold the rose petal to your forehead and say the spell. After the spell is said, kiss the rose petal and throw it in the cauldron too. Love should find you!
Somewhere out there, across the sea
Bring to me, my destiny
When the good and bad wind blows
Then his/her face to me then shows