Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing.
Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, "Roger!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply.
"Okay Rodge," shoute... Read more of Idiot resuce at Free Jokes.ca
YOU WILL NEED FIVE CANDLES AND A CANDLE OF YOUR CHOICE. DO THIS ON A NEW AND FULL MOON. YOU MUST MEDITATE FOR 30 MINUTES FOR THIS TO WORK. LIGHT EACH CANDLE EXCEPT FOR THE ONE YOU CHOSE. THAN PRAY TO THE MOON AND ASK HIM TO GRANT YOU A GOOD NIGHTS REST. BUT WHAT YOU MUST SAY IS "DEAR MOON THAT BEAUTIFULLY GLOWS AT NIGHT, I PRAY TO YOU WITH A MY MIGHT. I ASK YOU FOR A GOOD NIGHT. AND ALWAYS STAY IN MY SIGHT." DO THIS FOR 3 NIGHTS. THEN WHEN YOU HAVE AWAKEN EACH DAY, MEDITATE FOR 30 MINUTES AGAIN. THEN PUT ON YOUR FAVORITE WICCAN OR MEDITATING SONG. WHILE LISTENING TO THE SONG JUST VISUALIZE ALL YOUR WISHES BECOMING TRUE. THEN ON THE THIRD DAY AFTER YOU FINISHED VISUALIZING YOU WISHES BE COMING TRUE, MEDITATE FOR AN HOUR.