A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
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Amplify and speed up the weight loss magic of green tea
any brand of green tea- cheap or expensive- buy enough for 4 cups a day for a month one 12 hour white candle and one small red one-hour candle
At exactly Noon on any Wednesday or at 1st full moon day of any month (again at Noon) place all
the tea on your altar, every tea bag or if loose green tea heap it all on the altar; light the candle and invoke "Purity I am Thee Beauty is forever me!"
The candle shall burns until Midnight at which time you appear before the tea and light a small
one hour red candle then invoke the Spell over the tea:
LORD AND LADY OF ALL
BY THIS TEA MAKE ME SMALL
UNRIPE GREEN TEA AS YOU I DRINK
MY UNWANTED BODY CELLS DO SHRINK
GREEN TEA GREEN TEA GREEN TEA
I ACCEPT YOUR GIFT OF YOUTHFUL BEAUTY
BY THE POWER OF THIS GREEN TEA
FIRM TAUTE SLENDER YOU MAKE ME
WHEN I TAKE THE CUP
AND DRINK IT UP
MY BODY RESTORES TO PERFECT YOUTH
ALL THE UNWANTED FAT WRINKLE SAG GO POUFF