A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I h... Read more of Smart Dog at Free Jokes.ca
To prevent the loss of your lover, during the waxing Moon take a lock of your partner's hair
and mix it with your own, contemplating your essences intermingling. Wrap the hair
along with a personal artifact from each person in a red silk square, and bind with
a ribbon of green, chanting:
"Love to the left of us, love to the right of us,
over us, under us, even uniting us."
Envision the red silk as your mutual love, the ribbon as your spellbinding. Tie it tight.
Attach a sprig of berried holly to the center of the package, saying:
"Prickles defend our love."
Place the bundle in a black star-spangled box.
Do not open or untie unless you wish to break the bond.