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Although someone has submitted a lost and found spell
(which they jacked from the TV show Charmed, at least
with the rhyming part)... I would like to send in mine
that I use. Although it was in part taken from
Charmed, too, (yes I admit it) I have reworded it to
form an actually useful spell in finding things.
To find whatever is lost, chant the following:
I ask your charity,
lend me your focus and your clarity,
Bring me to the (name of what is lost) at this time,
Restoring me that and my peace of mind.
With harm to none,
This spell be done.
Let it be not reversed,
Or placed unto me as any curse.
May all astrological correspondences
Be correct for this working.
As I will it,
so mote it be.
You should find what you are looking for in a few
minutes to a week.