A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fie... Read more of King of the jungle at Free Jokes.ca
Materials needed:picture or drawing of you and the person
1 red or pink candle
light the candle and burn the picture or drawing while saying:dear goddess hear my plead,make (full name of person) ask me out,and accept me,by the power of three,hear my plead,so shall it be.
remember to imagine the person coming to you and asking you out,and conjure love.