A Frenchman once remarked:
"The table is the only place where one is not bored for the first hour."
Every rose has its thorn
There's fuzz on all the peaches.
There never was a dinner yet
Without some lengthy speeches.
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TO INCREASE YOUR MAGIC POWERS JUST CHANT (WITH FEELING): I TAKE THE POWER IN MY HANDS FROM AIR AND FIRE WATER AND LAND POWER OF THE ANGELS AND DIVINITY MOVES AND PULSATES THE ENERGY IN ME I BUILD I BIRTH I BRING FORM I RAISE WITH MIGHT AN ENERGY STORM I SHAPE I BUILD THE ULTIMATE POWER FROM ME BLOOMS A PERFECT FLOWER OF STRENGTH OF HEALING I REIGHN