A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
Please read the following carefully.
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming cu... Read more of The new southern santa at Free Jokes.ca
TO INCREASE YOUR MAGIC POWERS JUST CHANT (WITH FEELING): I TAKE THE POWER IN MY HANDS FROM AIR AND FIRE WATER AND LAND POWER OF THE ANGELS AND DIVINITY MOVES AND PULSATES THE ENERGY IN ME I BUILD I BIRTH I BRING FORM I RAISE WITH MIGHT AN ENERGY STORM I SHAPE I BUILD THE ULTIMATE POWER FROM ME BLOOMS A PERFECT FLOWER OF STRENGTH OF HEALING I REIGHN