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You'll need two blank pieces of paper a black pen and your spouse (or how ever you choose to get pregnant. WARNING!!!! BEFORE YOU BEGIN, YOU MUST SAY:KING OF ME, KING OF MAN PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR ALL THAT I'VE DONE. If you don't do this this spell will not work!!!!
first day:write down on both pieces of paper "Thou shalt be blessed above all people there shall not be male or female barren among you"place it in a Bible next to Psalm 58:8 and deuteronomy 7:14
Second day: sit in a quiet room with yourself and spouse (if you have one) and say aloud:"king of man,ruler of the world please grant me with child let him/her be healthy,happy, and sent from you.
Third day:rest;drink water and fruit only
fourth day:get on your knees and put your hands together and imagine your self with a child in your arms, then say "Lord of man king of all please grant me with child let him/her be happy, healthy, and sent from you"
Fifth day: drink red wine and eat wheat bread and fruit.
Last day(6th day): Say "God of man, protector of evil please grant me with child, let him/her be happy, healthy, and sent from you"