Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
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There are two kinds of union. One is temporary, for this lifetime or for part of this lifetime.
The other kind is the Eternal Marriage, which brings reunion across time, through reincarnation.
The Eternal Marriage is a soul mate thing that should not be undertaken lightly - making it with
the wrong person can adversely affect your karma. So can making it without reciprocation.
Making it with more than one person can make for a tumultuous love life in future incarnations.
Be careful. To work the spell, write both names on a piece of papyrus or good quality paper.
Bind it with red thread and burn it with herbs of love or Venus as you recite the spell.
Bury the ashes beneath a tree, or scatter them near the pyramids in Egypt.
It is an Arab proverb that 'time laughs at history, but the pyramids laugh at time'.
This is an eternal spell, unless you alter it.
Aphrodite Goddess of Degraded Love and the sanctity of marriage
make our cup to runneth over, and bless us with your Love
Aphrodite rising from the wine-dark sea
grant us health and fertility, fidelity and trust
grant us wealth and virility, honesty and lust
Aphrodite bless this union
make our two hearts beat as one
make the flames of passion
burn without burning us, hot without hurting us
blaze without blinding us, fire without end
Aphrodite force of nature
let us love each other so long as we shall live
let us give each other all we have to give
let us be together in this life and the next
Aphrodite Queen of Beauty
we do you honor each time we make love
make our bond to last forever
grant us eternal Love
Aphrodite Goddess of the windblown foam
give us healthy children and a happy home
Aphrodite bless this union and smile upon our Love..