A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, an... Read more of Football player test at Free Jokes.ca
Spirits send the words
From all across the land
Allow me to absord them
Through the touch of either hand. For Twenty-Four hours
From seven to seven,
I will understand all meaning
Of the words from here to heaven.