A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 wor... Read more of Bilingual Dog at Free Jokes.ca
Put three candles in the highest place you have at home, inside a plate with sugar all around the candles. Light the candles. Ask for three wishes to your guardian angels ST. RAFAEL, ST. MICHAEL, and ST. GABRIEL.
Ask one wish for business, one wish for love and one impossible wish.
Publish this spell on the third day (after you requested the wishes) and see what happens on the fourth day...