While working on a sermon the pastor heard a knock at his office door.
"Come in," he invited. A sad-looking man in threadbare clothes came in,
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Inscribe on a red candle:
As you burn the candle visualize the fever being burned away with the flame.
Before the candle burns all the way down, quench with ice water.
The fever should disappear quickly.