A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:
$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.
She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all ... Read more of Unusual order at Free Jokes.ca
Ingredients: your favorite pen white paper scissors pillowcase
If your lover's attention has been wandering, the situation isn't hopeless. Try this simple spell.
Wait until Friday, because Friday is governed by the goddess Venus.
With your favorite pen and a piece of fresh white paper, write your first name and your lover's surname.
Draw a square around them.
With your eyes closed say aloud:
Our fate is sealed. We are one.
Cut the square out and place it inside your pillowcase, or among your most intimate possessions.
Your lover will return.