While working on a sermon the pastor heard a knock at his office door.
"Come in," he invited. A sad-looking man in threadbare clothes came in,
pulling a large pig on a rope. "Can I talk to you for a minute?" asked the... Read more of Valentine's Day Story at Free Jokes.ca
You've lost your best friend's best pair of earrings, which she never wanted to loan you in the first place. To find them, or anything else you've lost, cast this spell. Bless a gold candle according to the ritual in Spells for Protection, but add a pinch of rosemary to the oil. Before going to bed, light the candle and stare into its flame. As you stare, concentrate very hard on the thing you've lost. (Say its name over and over if it helps focus your attention.) Then go to sleep. Unless someone is deliberately hiding the object, you should find it before midnight of the following day.