A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:
$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.
She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all ... Read more of Unusual order at Free Jokes.ca
p.s how do i become not a mortal.. because i've always had an itch for white magic but have never been able to do it.... HELP ME
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* My friend (she wanted blue) and I ( wanted red) tried this last night, and it didn't work for either of us.. We did exactly what it said to do. I'm trying to think of what went wrong...