While working on a sermon the pastor heard a knock at his office door.
"Come in," he invited. A sad-looking man in threadbare clothes came in,
pulling a large pig on a rope. "Can I talk to you for a minute?" asked the ma... Read more of Sex On The Sabbath at Free Jokes.ca
so many times in my mind that it felt like i was in a trance i opened my eyes looked in the mirror and my eyes were black i had very light brown eyes and they turned black u may find that u should match a color like if u have light brown eves try to get them dark brown or black and if u have green or hazel eyes lean more to getting them blue all i know is this actually worked 4 me but mayb it was bcuz i used my own blood as a sacrifice :D
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* I just tried it without a rose or candle and now I feel slightly dizzy. Does it work right away?
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* nothing happened!
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* omg, before i checked the mirror, i didn't yet when i opened my eyes everything looked fuzzy, i had to rub them three times, i got so scared, im gonna check the mirror now