A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
Please read the following carefully.
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming... Read more of The new southern santa at Free Jokes.ca
(done during the waning moon)
Write the name of the person that you wish not to harm you on a piece of paper.
Now stare at the paper and visualize that person's face, visualize until you can vividly see
their face imprinted on the paper. Then fold the paper three times and tie it with a piece of
black thread or string. Place it in a small air-tight container (Tupperware, baby food jar etc).
Fill the container with water, and place at the back of the freezer where it won't be disturbed, saying:
"Stay there and freeze for as long as I please."