While working on a sermon the pastor heard a knock at his office door.
"Come in," he invited. A sad-looking man in threadbare clothes came in,
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To make yourself more "kissable" to your date begin with chapstick. Choose a flavor that is associated with love like cherry, hold the container in the hand that you normally extend when extend when accepting an object from someone else. Symbolically, this extends an invitation to an intended individual. Repeat this incantation three times while thinking of a particular person:
"When you look, you shall not miss,
an opportunity to steal a kiss."
Put a little of the chapstick on each time you're going to see this person, and repeat the incantation.