A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
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Inscribe a red candle with your name then face south and light it. Invoke the fire element by chanting:
Fire, I call upon your heat
To aid me in this magical feat
Bring me what I ask of thee
As I will, so mote it be !
Sit in front of the candle and watch its flame dance for a few moments. Chant three times:
Let passion flow in me, around and about,
Let its tides fill me fully, within and throughout.
Grant new zest and vigor for what comes my way,
And grant that I eagerly seize each new day.