A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.
He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
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Get herbs and powder. Then make a pentagram on the floor with the powder and herbs. Put 4 candles on each point of the pentagram. Then sit in the middle of the pentagram and start chanting, "Spirits hear my plea, come forward, grant my wishes and my desires." Start chanting that about 6 or more times, then go in a deep trance. Visualize what you want, Then your spirit guide should come and your meditation. Then blow out your candles, then in about 7 to 8 your wishes and desires should come true.