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A home blessing meditation for charging a room:
Sit Straight with palms on lap, take deep breaths, relax, and move into a mental
space where you activate your intuitive senses, Imagine a cord of energy from
your spine connecting you to the Earth, and channel energy from the Earth
through it, Silently ask for divine protection, guidance, and blessing, Direct your
psychic sensing outward, and feel lines of force alling out of your aura,
Note where the strongest energy is (check out the floor, ceiling, directions, etc),
Note spots that feel empty or dead, note places that feel full alive, focus on where
you are sitting and how you feel at that particular spot, Imagine a sphere of light
and love energy at your heart, feel it pulsing outward with every breath.
Feel the radiance increase with every breath, feel your self as a star, continue to
breathe deeply and send out the energy, letting it pulsate in the room,
When ready, start making power sounds representing the love and light you are channeling;
use it to amplify the light you are weaving; and fill the room with the energy, Then shift focus to
sending a probe out into the room, and note the differences in the quality of energy and how
you feel about it, Repeat if necessary, When done, feel the allpleteness of the work.
A room blessing involving elemental quarter invocations:
Face each direction (with arms out in appropriate elemental invoking gesture), and say,
while channeling and visualizing elemental power:
Powers of (say direction), Powers of (say corresponding element),
We great you, we honor you, we we you here!
Watch over and bless and protect this place.
After each invocation, shape the energy into columns of light by sweeping ones
arms together until they are parallel and sweeping them up and down while
channeling and shaping the energy, when the energy is properly shaped; say So mote it be.
After you have done all four quarters, channel in spirit energy.
To return the energy to a more mellow state while energizing yourself,
put your hands out and take in a bit of the energy into your self from each direction,
going widdershins, hold hands to your heart and take in the energy (techniques
also exist for bringing it into a stone and retrieving it when needed).