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Black or greenish yellow candle is needed. At midnight light the candle and take a pin and prick the candle many times over thinking of the couple you wish to break up.... saying these words...
"As I prick this candle, I prick at thee
Broken hearts unhappy be
May you part another day
Soon to go your separate ways"
Extinguish the candle. Take the candle and break it in half symbolizing and visualizing the splitting of the couple. Then dispose of the two halves in separate trash containers once again visualizing them being completely apart from each other. You may then go about your everyday events.
TO BREAK UP A COUPLE...
You need a piece of black yarn at least 12 inches long. At midnight light a candle and tie nine separate knots one inch apart. Each time you tie a knot, do it with anger thinking of how they will hate each other and want to break up! Say these words each time you tie a knot.
"Take this couple that I see
Love is gone, unhappy be
Knots of discord, knots of hate
Soon to part is their fate
With this spell I know I've won
I curse their love to come undone!"
Take and put it some where in your dresser drawer where you will see it every time you open it. This way every time you see it you can visualize the couple breaking up. When the spell has worked, you may throw it away, but do not untie the knots!