MRS. JONES--"Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?"
MRS. SMITH--"No; so I remind him of it in January and June, and get two
presents."
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*visualize a pentagram (five pointed star) around you with three purple cirlcles around it* say "trice around the cirlcles bound sink all evil to the ground" say that three times and then say "so mote it be" and you will be protected