A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fie... Read more of King of the jungle at Free Jokes.ca
*visualize a pentagram (five pointed star) around you with three purple cirlcles around it* say "trice around the cirlcles bound sink all evil to the ground" say that three times and then say "so mote it be" and you will be protected