A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
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You need to get a scented candle and white chalk simply draw a circle with your name in it and light the candle and set it in the circle. sit in the circle and stare into the flame and say 3 X's: Sovay Nonane (So-vay No-none