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"By the dragons light,
on this (month) night,
I call to thee to give me your might,
by the power of three,
I conjure thee,
to protect all that,
so mote it be,
so mote it be!!!
Here is a protection chant to protect you from evil, you should
do this before and after doing spells,
Visualize your self sitting in the middle of the pentagram
facing upwards with 3 circles of purple light round you
and say: "PROTECT ME WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT
OH GODDESS GRACIOUS DAY AND NIGHT"
say it three times then end it with "SO MOTE IT BE"
another version of the same spell just different words
is: "THRICE AROUND THE CIRCLE'S BOUND SINK ALL
EVIL TO THE GROUND" say it three times and end it
with "SO MOTE IT BE"
By Gcola Gcola56@aol.com
Cast while pointing your wand to the sky then say...
elements of astral i summon thee ,
Earth by Divinity,Divinity by Earth,
give the enemy the power to see,
The strength of the elements by my side,
No rules magic i shall abide,
now when my enemy meets his downfall,
this spell will have no power left at all,
in no way shall this spell reverse or place upon me any curse
so mote it be.
REMEMBER BE PREPARED TO TAKE THE CONSEQUENCES AND USE THIS UNLESS YOU
by Wolf of the Air - Anne & David firstname.lastname@example.org
a protection spell from any spirit or demon.( has been tested and never had a problem with it)
cast a circle on the ground all casters enter.. 1-? casters can be used( the more the more powerful).
Hear me knights of past, Knights of the ancient law. Hear me dead knights of an english tongue. Hear me knights lost in battle, who's blade did good. Hear me knights of old, hear me knights of lost souls. This night I invoke thee . I summon thee to my arms aid. Hear me knights, a new cause be given. Your body gone now spirit be. Hear me Dead Knights I invoke thee. By your spirit blade I invoke you. By your might I invoke you. By your spirit I invoke you. Come now , follow a new cause, I summon thee. Each of thee I enlist. I invoke you dead knights lost. Hear me and come to my aid. Hear me and fight at my side. Protect me from spirits harm. Fight my battles I say to thee. Hear me Spirits of lost knights , come to my aid, come to my side. Protect me from spirits harm. Protect me from spirits light. I invoke you. I invoke you. I invoke you. I invoke you. I invoke you.
Let my army be done.
Let it be .
Let it be
Questions about his spell? ... ... ... Eric Williams email@example.com
Protection chant for out-door spells:
Before attempting spells at night, out-doors, take up
a blessed object (wand for instance) and draw a
pentagram in the air. Imagine the pentagram glowing
and the evil around being trapped inside until after
your spells, chant:
Hail fair moon
Ruler of the night;
Guard me and mine
Until the light
Questions about this spell? ... ... ... Orica firstar firstname.lastname@example.org
"By the dragons light
On this (month) night
I call to thee
To give me your might
By the power of three
I conjure thee
To protect all
That surrounds me
So mote it be
So mote it be!"
Questions about this Ritual?...... ABCbabydoll123@aol.com
A Spell for protection against any evil, or those who
wish to do you harm.
Silver or blue shiny glitter
A quiet place- best outdoors
You will need your staff (or wand) for this spell. It is
best if the staff used is blue, white of silver- The easiest
way to achieve this is to bind a ribbon, or ribbons, of the
color around it for the spell. This means you can
remove them afterwards.
1. It is best to go outside for this spell, as the air
movement will help disperse the glitter, and the magick.
2. Cast a circle, or create a sacred space.
3. Go to each quarter in turn (start with the West, then
North, East and south), and pound or tap the ground with
your staff/wand chanting:
“I call thee, you who guard the watchtowers of the
(direction) to guide me through the darkness, and ensure
my safety”. Do this for all 4 quarters.
4. Stand in the center and say,
“In the shadows, evils hide,
Ready to draw me from love’s side,
But with your help I shall be strong
And banish all that do me wrong
Send them away, send them astray
Never again to pass my way,
So mote it be”
As you say the last 3 lines, scatter the glitter in a circle
5. Close the circle, and have something to eat to restore