A Frenchman once remarked:
"The table is the only place where one is not bored for the first hour."
Every rose has its thorn
There's fuzz on all the peaches.
There never was a dinner yet
Without some lengthy speeches.
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Light a green candle at night and concentrate on it. then repeat the following phrase over and over until u feel it starting to work
"I will the energy contained within this candle to heal, harmonize, and balance my being.
may the magic of money flow freely through my life.
I attract money like a magnet.
I am open and receptive to all prosperity.
may light and love surround and protect me in all of me.