A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 ... Read more of Bilingual Dog at Free Jokes.ca
To get what you want ..... Take a horse shoe and put it around a red candle . put the
candle in a darkened room in the middle of a table . Write what it is you want on a
piece of paper with a quill pen dipped in black ink . chat the following as you write .
What I want I write here . Please take my dream and bring it near . What I want Is What
I should get . Let all my dreams Now be met . now take the paper and fold it in a
square of four creases . hold it over the candle with a pair of tweezers and let it burn .
Picture yourself with your wish fulfilled as you burn the paper send waves of love at
the image you conjure of your self ..... ONLY ONE CATCH TO THIS SPELL.....
WATCH WHAT YOU ASK FOR !