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you will need ....
.a pink ballon
. five green candles
. a pice of paper with some random numbers on it
. a box of grass
to win 999,999,999 you will need to blow up the ballon , then place it on a wooden table .
Next you will need to light the candels and burn the pice of paper ( the numbers are importent so try and remember them!!!! ) keep the ashes.
then burn the grss and keep that far away from the ballon.
when all the air from the ballon runs out you will win the lottory. remember the numbers you burnt will be your lotory numbers.