Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards ea... Read more of Signal man's test at Free Jokes.ca
On the evening of a waxing moon take a mirror of any size and sit in a dimly lit room. Gaze into it for about five minutes and visualize yourself working hard and pulling your weight. Still looking deeply in to the mirror say this verse.