Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held... Read more of Calling in sick at Free Jokes.ca
Burn a black candle anointed with banishing and burn banishing incense.
Concentrate on removing whatever the health problem may be by saying:
As this candle burns,
so the illness turns,
melted like this wax,
cut like with an axe,
remove and banished,
all disabilities vanished,
as my word you see,
radiant health blessed be.
Let the candle burn until done, then bury ashes from incense and leftover wax.