While working on a sermon the pastor heard a knock at his office door.
"Come in," he invited. A sad-looking man in threadbare clothes came in,
pulling a large pig on a rope. "Can I talk to you for a minute?" asked the... Read more of Quite In Church at Free Jokes.ca
Needs: White candle Scissors Small knitted clothing article
Inscribe the candle with your problem, then draw a question mark beneath the inscription.
Light the candle and say:
"Problem, problem, melt away.
Solutions to me today."
Snip a thread at the edge of the knitted piece and pull the yarn to unravel it. Say:
"Knitted thread, as you unwind,
Problems can no longer bind."
Wind the yarn into a ball saying:
"As I smooth you to a ball,
Solutions rise one and all."
Alternate unraveling and winding with the appropriate chants. The solution
will by the time all the yarn is wound.