All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.
One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most t... Read more of The chastity belt at Free Jokes.ca
chant these words hinou kaworl onases kona kinko lilna pronounced hey-no kay-worl onas-es ko-nah kin-ko first your ears will fell wierd and strang thats normal then your eyes will dri for 26 hours then your mouth will get wet and make alot of saliva then you wont want to eat meat,sweet food like honey and syrup for a few days then you can fill like your flying from the wind toch and human touch will fill icy cold or hot like fire depending on the mode aginsit you and your smell will go up so you can be in a room and smell everything in there.