For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other.
A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the ... Read more of Computer class fun at Free Jokes.ca
Required ingredients: black figure candle, pieces of cord.
By air and earth, by water and fire, so, be ye bound as I desire.
Tie cord around candle's feet.
By three and nine, your power I bind, by moon and sun, my will be done.
Tie cord around waist of candle.
Sky and sea, keep harm from me, cord go round, power be bound.
Tie cord around candle's neck.
Light revealed, now be sealed
Snuff candle. So mote it be!