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Time: waning Moon
Situate cauldron between 2 black candles, with a third black candle opposite you on the
far side of the altar. Burn a protection or binding incense. Have the names of your enemies
written on a small piece of parchment. If the names are unknown, merely write all my enemies.
Sprinkle basil and elder flowers into the cauldron. Say:
Bubble, bubble, cauldron bubble
Burn the evil, destroy the trouble.
Ignite the parchment from the central candle and drop into the cauldron.
Take up the wand and stir the air above the cauldron while chanting:
Darkness ended, control is done.
Light has. My battle's won.
Take the ashes and herbs outside. Throw them up to the winds and the Moon.